Indian Spice Love Oil by Good Clean Love

My Indian Spice Love Oil came in a  cute little 2.7 ounce aluminum bottle.

Pungent and Spicy – A sweet balanced heat. A warm desert night, in a far off land, where spoken language is foreign, but the scents around you are reassuringly familiar… These oils were once more precious than gold, so powerful were their aphrodisiac qualities. Indian Spice combines oils which are known for their ability to create a euphoric release of stress and anxiety, as well as providing a new appetite for love and life.

We are very excited about our new Love Oil packaging! In response to the customer feedback, we have moved into a sleek, modern aluminum bottle with a pump top. Equally eco-conscious as glass, these bottles offer a safer container for our precious therapeutic essential oil formulas. They even have a smoother more erotic feel when you hold them and we are confident that they will inspire you to go to a whole new level of intimacy.

Good Clean Love Oils make touching, kissing and smelling each other better. Our oil formulas leave your skin feeling as good as it smells. They are extremely nourishing to the skin, with the ability to soften, smooth and heal the skin. Our essential oil formulas are made with pure essential oils from all over the world. We use organic and wild crafted oils whenever possible.

All Good Clean Love oils are safe to use anywhere on the body. 100% vegan, edible.


The above is the product description from the Good Clean Love website. I admit if I were just browsing the site, this description would probably be enough to get me to try the product. While sitting here deciding what I wanted to add to the review, I used some of the oil on my hands.

I can’t stop sniffing my hands, this smells wonderful! 

It isn’t a really strong oil. What I mean by this is that once it starts to absorb into the skin, the smell loses most of its strong odor. I can smell it if I put my hand up to my nose and smell it, but I couldn’t smell it across the room. My skin feels really soft after using the love oil and it is definitely something that I would recommend to others.

  • Natural aphrodisiac aromatherapy
  • Awakens arousal mechanism through scent/touch
  • Creates a sensuous bridge to your partner
  • 100% Natural, vegan and cruelty-free
  • No Petrochemicals and no parabens

Ingredients– Apricot Kernel Oil, Tocopherol, Exotic Blend of Essential Oils, Organic Jojoba Oil


I don’t know about the aphrodisiac part of  this equation. Most things that say they have aphrodisiac qualities never seem to affect my spouse or I in a sexual manner. Now that being said, we both enjoyed the smell a lot.

I have to give the Indian Spice Love Oil 5 of 5 stars.

  • it smells wonderful
  • softens skin
  • no parabens or petrochemicals
  • nice packaging

Good Clean Love Vanilla Chai body candy

Vanilla Chai body candy smells AH-MAZING! A very spicy vanilla that I just adore. It really bothers me that this was as far as my like went for this. The nice smell was the only thing that really stood out for me with this product.

Written on the back of the container:

Experience a whole new kind of candy with the one you love. Enjoy an entirely new flavor of kiss or as a topping for all your lover’s most kissable spots. Apply generously before kissing.

*Not for use internally. If irritation should occur discontinue use immediately.*


Avocado Butter, Shea Butter, Organic Jojoba Oil, Coconut Oil, Candelila Wax, Essential Oil Blend,Lecithin, Tocopherol, Stevia Extract

The website also lists Isopropyl Myristate as one of the ingredients, but it isn’t listed on the container itself.

There were a few things that stood out to me as rather odd. First, I will ask a question. When you kiss your spouse/lover, is it just a peck or are there tongues involved? I know when I kiss my husband, tongues are definitely involved. Next question is, would you say that having the body candy in your mouth is using it internally? I would ( some may consider me a little weird, I consider myself A LOT WEIRD). So how can it be edible when it’s not supposed to be used internally? I know some of you are saying to yourselves that I am over-thinking this and internally means inside your privates ( my husband said this to me as well). Honestly for me, if it says to put on kissable spots and also says not to be used internally, I would not use this at all.

Let me be clear, I AM QUIRKY!

For something that calls itself body candy that is supposed to be put on kissable spots before you “kiss” it from your partner’s body I expect it to taste great as well as being very safe for your body. I wouldn’t consider using this because I would be very nervous about getting any kind of residue from this on my or my spouse’s naughty bits. I would question the safeness of using such a product. The second thing that I was questioning is, if this is edible- why doesn’t it have a taste? I tried it several times; I put it on my lips several times with nothing resembling a taste. Heck, I just stuck my tongue in the tin to see if I could get a taste from that, NOTHING! I may be the one person that this product simply doesn’t work for.

Reasons to love products from Good Clean Love-

♥ No petrochemicals or parabens which irritate sensitive tissue

♥ Organic solutions to common sexual dysfunction issues

♥ Natural Ingredients

♥ 100% Vegan

♥ Cruelty Free

♥ Edible

I absolutely adore the lube that I received with this package, but I simply couldn’t find much of anything that I liked about the body candy other than its smell. As a consumer, I would not buy this product. It simply isn’t for me. I would have to give this product 2 of 5 stars. 1 star for the reasons I listed above about loving products from this company and 1 star because I liked the smell. While the idea of this product may have been a winner, for me the execution fell short.

Good Clean Love Cinnamon Vanilla personal lubricant

When I smell Good Clean Love Cinnamon Vanilla personal lubricant, I think of cookies. That’s right, I said COOKIES! That makes me happy. I love associating lube with a happy feeling ( and cookies definitely make me very happy!). It makes me more likely to use it when it doesn’t make me smell like a medicine cabinet or something else equally distasteful.

I was supposed to review the, My Spicy Valentine kit for, you guessed it, Valentine’s Day. Due to some crossed wires I wasn’t able to receive it in enough time to do this and it has taken me this long to get to this review because I wanted to do it justice. In order to do that and to apologize for not getting the review up sooner, I have decided to split each item up and do individual reviews. Yes, it comes as a kit, but you can buy all of the items separately.

Good Clean Love’s Product Philosophy

We believe in providing nothing but the healthiest and cleanest consumer products. At Good Clean Love, we strive to bring you a health alternative to the petro-chemical and paraben-laden products that dominate the personal care and intimacy markets. We take the utmost care in selecting our organic ingredients and creating product formulations that work with the body, not against it.

  • As a member of the Campaign for Safe Cosmetics – a branch of the Breast Cancer Fund, all of our love products are petrochemical and parabens free – which have been identified as potentially carcinogenic and identified in breast cancer tissues.
  • Good Clean Love is an approved Coop America Green Company and strives to reduce its impact while providing the highest quality ingredients and recyclable packaging materials available.
  • We are continuously working to educate women, physicians and retail stores about the importance of clean and healthy ingredients in love products.
  • We believe that it is vital to replace the use of petrochemicals and parabens in all intimacy products. We provide samples to health care professionals across the country.


Good Clean Love’s Environment Policy

At Good Clean Love we believe in creating a more sustainable world by not only increasing the awareness of love in the world but by promoting and implementing practices to sustain our environment. We do our best to promote sustainability in everything we do, from our products to our practices.


  • to use certified organic and clean ingredients in all of our Good Clean Love products
  • as an approved Coop America Green company we strive to reduce our daily impact
  • to use recycled and recyclable materials in our packaging whenever possible
  • implement earth friendly practices in our office and company
  • products that are safe and healthy for humans and cruelty free with no animal testing
  • As a signer of the Campaign for Safe Cosmetics, we are continuously working to educate the public about the importance of clean and healthy ingredients in love products.
  • Absolutely no petro-chemicals or parabens in any of our products.

Make your world more sustainable with loving thoughts and healthy actions!


Properties of Good Clean Love– Cinnamon Vanilla Personal Lubricant

♥ No petrochemicals
♥ No parabens which irritate sensitive tissue
♥ Natural and Organic Ingredients
♥ 100% Vegan
♥ Cruelty Free
♥ Edible
♥ Safe for latex, toys, and use throughout pregnancy
♥ Long lasting guide with no sticky cleanup

Ingredients:  organic aloe barbadensis leaf juice, xanthan gum, agar, potassium sorbate, sodium benzoate, citric acid, natural flavor

To use this lube simply apply it to you and/or your partner/toy. Reapply as necessary and enjoy.

The lube that I received to review came in a 4 ounce green and white bottle, the tip of which, was sealed under the cap. I have used this on my toys as well as when I was with my husband. He even enjoyed the smell of it. I put about the same amount on my toys as I would toothpaste across my toothbrush.  While it would be wonderful if I had something to heat my lube with, it heated up fast enough after I got started. After using this many times, I find that I haven’t wanted to use anything else. It smells great, it’s natural and I only had to reapply it 1 or 2 times ( and that was after an hour or so of play). I have noticed that I sometimes have a white residue on my skin after playtime and I honestly can’t say whether that is from the lube or my own natural juices. It is not enough of an issue for me to stop using this product. Most people clean up after sex and if I don’t feel up to doing it, I am probably not going anywhere anyway, so who cares.

A 4 oz. bottle of Cinnamon Vanilla normally runs you about $14.oo but as of the writing of this review it happens to be on sale for half that. Disclaimer: I don’t know when the sale started but it ends on April 25, so stock up now! It’s great on sale, but honestly for a good quality lube, I kind of expect to pay a higher price.

Good Clean Love Cinnamon Vanilla Personal Lubricant-

Why I am giving it 5 of 5 stars-

  • Smells good
  • I don’t have to use a lot
  • It lasts a long time
  • it’s made of 95% Organic Ingredients
  • Safe with my toys


I honestly have none…

Up next in my Good Clean Love series-Vanilla Chai Body Candy

Encounter: Ultimate Anal Lube

Today our review is brought to us by the amazing people at Lucky Bloke.

This is some AMAZING lube. I didn’t really have high hopes for it, as many lubes claim so much, but I was willing to give another lube a try. Boy, was a shocked when this lube did more than just lubricate!

The Encounter: Ultimate Anal Lube was something I had not had high hopes for because it claimed to help relax the muscles with mint extract. I’ve read way too much claims for such things as relaxing the muscles and the lube FAILING majorly. This lube DIDN’T fail. It made GREAT strides in an anal lube that does help make anal SO much better.

This lube claims to be thick, and my dear it’s thick but not to the point of not being able to use it. This is thick but silky. Doesn’t make you feel like you’re using a water based lube at all. This has the consistency of a silicone lube but is a water based lube. So yes, this lube is silicone toy safe! This lube is also considered latex safe as well!

The ingredients are listed as (paraben free! glycerin free! and vegan friendly): Water, Propylene, Glycol, Hydroxyethylicellulose, Butylene glycol, Carbomer, Cymbopogon Schoenanthus Extract, Eugenia, Caryophyllus Flower Extract, Lycium Barbarum Fruit Extract, Melissa Officinalis Extract, Panax Ginseng Root Extract, PEG-45M, Tetrasodium EDTA, Tocopheryl Acetate, Triethanolamine, DMDM Hydantoin, Sodium benzoate.

This bottle is great too! It is a pump not a squeeze bottle. I have found this is so much easier when dealing with lube because you don’t have to hold the bottle to get the lube out. Has a great hard clear cap over it too, so it doesn’t leak anywhere. The bottle is 2oz and it goes REALLY far. We have used it quite a few times and have barely made a dent into the bottle. This on their website only goes for 6.99! This is an amazing deal! They offer condoms to be bought with all your orders too!

Now, I bet you’re all still wondering about this mint extract right? Never thought something as simple as mint could help relax the muscles for anal at all. BUT my partner and I decided to use this, and she didn’t even realize I had entered her. She was so shocked and loved the feeling it gave her. No tingling or anything odd feeling. She just relaxed very quickly. I would suggest this for anyone who needs something to help them get over the pain from anal.

Lucky Bloke was awesome in sending me this lube and I am going to be getting more from them soon! I can’t wait to try more of their products. Check out their website and make sure you order yours now!

Baconlube is the most disgustingly amazing product ever!

This is real y’all! I laughed my ass off the first time I saw the ad above. It is hilarious. I thought it was fake. Turns out, it was fake; but tons of people wrote to them and asked them to make it, that J&D’s decided to create it.

You’ve always been a lover of bacon. Well, now you can be a bacon lover with baconlube, the world’s first bacon-flavored massage oil and personal lubricant. No more horrifying bedroom experiments with bacon grease or 3rd degree skillet massage burns.
FACT – People are passionate about bacon.  According to a recent survey of Canadians by Maple Leaf Foods, Canadas market leader in the bacon category, when asked to choose between bacon and sex, more than four in 10 (43%) chose bacon.  Thanks to baconlube, Canadians will never have to choose between two of life’s greatest pleasures again.  So you’re welcome Canada, you’re welcome – we’ve got your back.
J&Ds baconlube is water-based, proudly Made in America and is the gold standard of meat-flavored massage oils.  We only made a very small quantity of this pork flavored nectar and it’s available while supplies last.
What started as an April Fool’s joke is now a REAL product thanks to the thousands of people that emailed, harassed and sent us highly explicit explanations of what they would do with this (thanks for that).

Just Keep It Sizzlin’ with baconlube. They’ll be bacon for more.

P.S. It’s vegan-safe, making this the perfect gift for the vegetarian in your life.

The minute I heard of this, I KNEW I had to try it. I finally got my pork-loving hands on a bottle of this vegan (yep, it’s true, no pigs were harmed to make this) lube. I opened the bottle and smelled it. It really does smell like bacon. The issue lies in the taste. It has a bit of hickory flavor, but it is not salty enough to be bacon. I don’t know about you, but I LOVE salty, fatty bacon that has been cooked to a nice crisp.

The lube had no salt to it, I guess they expect you to get the full flavor at the end, like a treat. I only used this for blow jobs, and refuse to put it near my vag, same goes for all flavored lubes.

Baconlube is a J&D’s original item, and can be purchased from their site in a 2oz bottle for $11.99. I ran across the lube, when I was researching their Bacon Salt, that I bought from another website. We are all out of Bacon Salt, unfortunately. That was VERY good, and I need to buy more. Maybe I should just mix some Bacon Salt in the Baconlube to get the right taste?