Lubes

Review: Encounter – Ultimate Anal Lube

Today the incredible individuals at Lucky Bloke bring us our evaluation.

It’s a bit of AMAZING lube. As many lubes claim so much, I didn’t really have high hopes for it, but I was prepared to try another lube. Boy, when this lube did more than just lubricate, it was a shock!

The Encounter: Ultimate Anal Lube was something I didn’t have high hopes for because with mint extract it claimed to assist relax the muscles. For stuff like relaxing the muscles and lube FAILING, I’ve read too many allegations. This DIDN’t fail this lube. It made GREAT steps to make anal SO much better in an anal lube.

This lube claims to be thick, and it’s thick to my dear, but not to the point that I can’t use it. It’s heavy but silky. Do you not feel like using a water-based lube at all. This has a silicone lube’s consistency but is a water-based lube. So yes, this lube is secure for silicone toy! Also this lube is regarded secure for latex!

The ingredients are listed as: Water, Propylene, Glycol, Hydroxyethylicellulose, Butylene glycol, Carbomer, Cymbopogon Schoenanthus Extract, Eugenia, Caryophyllus Flower Extract, Lycium Barbarum Fruit Extract, Melissa Officinalis Extract, Panax Ginseng Root Extract, PEG-45 M, Tetrasodium EDTA, Tocopheryl Acetate, Triethanolamine, DMDM Hydantoin, Melissa Officinalis Extract, Panax Ginseng Root Extract.

This bottle is also great! It’s not a bottle of squeeze pump. I found that when dealing with lube, this is so much easier because you don’t need to hold the bottle to get the lube out. It also has a great hard-clear cap, so it doesn’t leak anywhere. The 2 oz bottle gets REALLY far. We used it quite a few times and made in the bottle barely a dent. This only applies to 6.99 on their website! This is a wonderful deal! They also give condoms to be purchased with all your orders!

Now, I bet you’re still wondering right about this mint extract? Something as easy as mint could never assist to relax the anal muscles. BUT my partner and I decided to use it, and she didn’t even understand that I was going into her. She was so shocked and loved her feeling. No tingling, no strange feeling. She was just relaxing very fast. For anyone who requires something to assist them overcome anal pain, I would suggest this.

Lucky Bloke was amazing to send me this lube and quickly I’ll get more out of them! I can’t wait for more of their products to attempt. Check their website and make sure you are now ordering yours!

Baconlube is the most incredible product ever!

That’s all genuine! The first time I saw the ad above, I laughed at my ass. It’s really funny. I was thinking it was fake. It turns out that it was fake; but tons of individuals wrote to them asking them to make it, J&D decided to make it.

You have always been a bacon lover. Well, with baconlube, the world’s first bacon-flavored massage oil and personal lubricant, you can be a bacon lover now. No more horrifying bacon grease or 3rd degree skillet massage burns in the bedroom experiments.
FACT–Bacon is a passion for people.  According to a latest study by Maple Leaf Foods, Canada’s market leader in the bacon category, more than four in 10 (43 percent) selected bacon when asked to choose between bacon and sex.  Canadians will never again have to choose between two of the biggest pleasures of life thanks to baconlube.  So you’re Canada’s welcome, you’re welcome, we have your back.
J&D’s baconlube is water-based, proudly Made in America, and is the gold standard for meat-flavored oils.  We’ve only produced a very tiny amount of this pork-flavored nectar and it’s accessible during the last supply.
What began as a joke from April Fool is now a REAL product thanks to the thousands of individuals who emailed, harassed and sent us specific explanations of what they were going to do with it (thanks for that).

Just hold it with the baconlube of Sizzlin. For more, they’re going to be bacon.

P.S. It is vegan-safe, making this the ideal gift in your lives for the vegetarian.

The minute I heard about it, I KNOW that I had to attempt. I lastly got my hands on this vegan’s bottle of pork-loving (yep, it’s true, there were no pigs harmed to create it). I opened and smelled that bottle. It really smells like bacon. The problem is the taste. It has some hickory flavor, but being bacon isn’t salty enough. I don’t understand about you, but I love salty, fat bacon cooked to a pretty crisp.

I think they’re expecting you to get the complete taste at the end, like a treat. I used this only for blow jobs and refused to bring it close to my vag, the same applies to all flavored lubes.

Baconlube is the original item from J&D and can be bought in a 2 oz bottle for $11.99 from their page. When I was investigating their Bacon Salt, I went across the lube and purchased it from another website. Unfortunately, we’re all out of Bacon Salt. That was all very well, and I have to buy more. Maybe I should just add in the Baconlube some Bacon Salt to get the correct flavour?