That’s all genuine! The first time I saw the ad above, I laughed at my ass. It’s really funny. I was thinking it was fake. It turns out that it was fake; but tons of individuals wrote to them asking them to make it, J&D decided to make it.

You have always been a bacon lover. Well, with baconlube, the world’s first bacon-flavored massage oil and personal lubricant, you can be a bacon lover now. No more horrifying bacon grease or 3rd degree skillet massage burns in the bedroom experiments.
FACT–Bacon is a passion for people.  According to a latest study by Maple Leaf Foods, Canada’s market leader in the bacon category, more than four in 10 (43 percent) selected bacon when asked to choose between bacon and sex.  Canadians will never again have to choose between two of the biggest pleasures of life thanks to baconlube.  So you’re Canada’s welcome, you’re welcome, we have your back.
J&D’s baconlube is water-based, proudly Made in America, and is the gold standard for meat-flavored oils.  We’ve only produced a very tiny amount of this pork-flavored nectar and it’s accessible during the last supply.
What began as a joke from April Fool is now a REAL product thanks to the thousands of individuals who emailed, harassed and sent us specific explanations of what they were going to do with it (thanks for that).

Just hold it with the baconlube of Sizzlin. For more, they’re going to be bacon.

P.S. It is vegan-safe, making this the ideal gift in your lives for the vegetarian.

The minute I heard about it, I KNOW that I had to attempt. I lastly got my hands on this vegan’s bottle of pork-loving (yep, it’s true, there were no pigs harmed to create it). I opened and smelled that bottle. It really smells like bacon. The problem is the taste. It has some hickory flavor, but being bacon isn’t salty enough. I don’t understand about you, but I love salty, fat bacon cooked to a pretty crisp.

I think they’re expecting you to get the complete taste at the end, like a treat. I used this only for blow jobs and refused to bring it close to my vag, the same applies to all flavored lubes.

Baconlube is the original item from J&D and can be bought in a 2 oz bottle for $11.99 from their page. When I was investigating their Bacon Salt, I went across the lube and purchased it from another website. Unfortunately, we’re all out of Bacon Salt. That was all very well, and I have to buy more. Maybe I should just add in the Baconlube some Bacon Salt to get the correct flavour?