Siri by LELO

Siri by LELO is simply a wonderful little gem of a toy.  It fits into the palm of my hand, the buttons are exactly where I would want them to be and it is so easy to use. Siri can be used on your clit or labia, if you so choose. I am a big fan of clit vibes, so this works very well for me.

Siri is made of silicone and ABS plastic.  The Siri measures in at a little under 4 inches long, almost 2 inches wide and weighs less than 12 ounces.  One would think that because this is such a light vibe, that it wouldn’t have much in regards to satisfying power. That thought turns out to be so wrong where Siri is concerned.

When you first take your vibe from its box, you need to charge it for a full two hours. You will know that it is done charging when the LED lights stop flashing and emit a steady glow.  The Siri has 4 buttons; a plus, a minus, an up arrow and a down arrow. The Siri can be locked so that, you can travel with it. You simply need to hold down the plus and minus buttons together for  several seconds until the lights dim. To unlock it, do the same until the lights brighten. To turn it on, you need to press the plus sign. To increase the power, hold the plus sign down. When you want to decrease the power press the minus button. This also turns Siri off if you press and hold it. Pressing the plus sign takes you through the different levels.

Siri is very quiet, even at its highest level. You cannot hear it through a closed door at all. I used this while watching tv with my husband and he didn’t even notice it for quite a bit. Only use water based lubricants with the Siri and don’t put it in water. I found it easiest to use toy wipes to clean it.


  • rechargeable
  • quiet
  • multiple speeds
  • lockable buttons
  • powerful
  • easy to hold and use
  • small and discreet


  • not waterproof

I was not at all surprised to enjoy this toy so much. I have had so much success with the last few LELO toys that I have tried. I am really impressed with the design and power behind this toy. This is definitely a 5 star toy!

Thanks to Babeland for providing the Siri in exchange for an honest review.

Hitachi Magic Wand

The Hitachi Magic Wand is a vibrating muscle massager that has  long been commandeered by many seeking greater orgasmic fulfillment. I had often wondered what the big deal was, I mean seriously; it’s huge, everyone says it’s really loud, it only has 2 speeds and I might have forgotten to mention that it’s um…huge! It was provided for me to review by the generous folks at Babeland.

Well, I can honestly now see what all of the fuss has been about. Let me tell you the specifics about this particular equipment ( because seriously IT IS NOT A TOY… it is much too awesome to be called a toy) and then we will get why everyone should have this in their toy box.

The Hitachi Magic Wand is a vibrating wand massager. It has been around since the 70s and seems to be a staple in the adult film industry. It runs electrically and is only for use with 110-120v power sources. The Hitachi is 12 inches long and the head is 2 1/2″ in diameter. It comes with a cord that is over 6 feet long. Look at it this way, if it doesn’t work for you sexually or isn’t soothing to your muscles, you could always carry it in your car and use it for a weapon if someone tries to rob you. Weighing in at 1.2 pounds and having almost enough cord to use it like a lasso, it will definitely give someone pause if you swing it at their head a few times.

Ok, on to the reasons why everyone should have one of these bad boys. You can use it as a muscle massager or as a clit massager, either way you’ll be nice and relaxed when you’re done. It is sturdy and easy to hold on to. After using another wand massager which I will not name ( let’s call it the Wannabe Hitachi), I really felt as if wands weren’t for me. It was clunky and it just didn’t fit my contours well at all. The first wand massager was almost enough to turn me off for good, but after trying the Hitachi, I see it’s the one I should have gotten in the beginning.

The Hitachi is made of vinyl and hard plastic, which are very safe materials that are super easy to clean. Some soap and water or your toy cleaner  are all that is needed. You will be done in a snap. The box that this comes in is pretty discreet, but let’s face it, there are very few people who don’t know what a Hitachi wand is used for.


  • Electric- makes it worth it just so you don’t have to buy tons of batteries
  • Flexible
  • Powerful
  • Easy to clean
  • I found it to not be too loud for me- you can hear it in my room but since I use music to cover most of my toys anyway, it wasn’t something that could be heard through my closed door


  • Only to be used in the USA
  • Should only be used for less than 30 minutes at a time ( let’s face it, if it takes you more than 30 minutes to get off with a Hitachi, you have a “Clit of Steel” and nothing is going to work for you)
  • not waterproof ( BECAUSE IT’S ELECTRIC!!!)
  • only 2 speeds ( low which is really- Phasers set on stun and high- which I have no clue what something this high would be called other than OMG OMG, I am a puddle of goo now..)

If I could give this a thousand stars I would. It is just that damn good! One thing I would suggest though, and I am going to invest in it myself, is to buy the wand controller. This makes it more of a variable speed instead of simply a 2 speed vibe. As a plus the wand controller adds 6 more feet of cord so that it gives you a little more room to move away from the outlet.

I gave you pros and cons on this item, but the cons aren’t necessarily a bad thing for me, because most of those don’t really hinder me at all. I live in the USA, it took like 10 mins for me to get off with this, I play better in bed and I barely even used it on high ( low was just fine for me and was probably stronger than high on many of my toys). There is definitely a special place for the person who thought this particular toy up. 5 of 5 stars!

Jopen Intensity

I’m sure you know how bad I wanted this thing! I wrote about it so many times! I was approved by Jopen to review it and I was ecstatic! The time it took from when they approved me, to when it was delivered seemed like months! It was only about 2 weeks though.The Intensity was originally created to improve elasticity in the vagina, but during testing, they found that not only did it automatically create kegels, but many of the women testing it, stated that they had intense orgasms that seemed to never end.

After having children, I am not the tightest woman in the world, and I always forget to do my kegels. I have tried Ben Wa Balls and tightening creams, nothing seemed to work. As soon as I heard about the Jopen Intensity, I KNEW I had to make it mine! I really didn’t even care if it didn’t give me the intense orgasms that I heard so many other people talking about, I just wanted to tighten up a bit. From what I have read, many women started noticing huge differences at about 2 weeks of use. And so my trials began.

Day 1 – I lubed it up with the accompanying electrogel, inserted it and started pumping to inflate it a little bit. Then I turned on the electricity. I have read reviews from women, stating that they couldn’t make it past the 4th or 5th level (there are 10 levels of intensity), so I was a bit nervous and started out on level one. I didn’t feel anything, so I bumped it up a notch….nothing on level 2, let’s move to level 3, it must be getting close to the breaking point. NOPE, nothing on level three….this continued all the way through level 10. I FELT NOTHING! So, being very confused, I decided to remove it and test it on my hand, because, well….it MUST be broken! OH NO! I felt it on my hand! Level 3 on my hand was agony! So, then I figured that maybe I just was looser than I thought or something and decided that I would feel something in a few days.

That was the morning of day 1, and I used it for about 30 minutes. I figured that I would use it before bed as well, but try the vibrations with it as well, to see if I would get those intense orgasms. No luck, so I turned the vibration back off and then was going to wait for the 30 minutes to end. Instead, I fell asleep, with it on level 10! I ended up using it for about an hour and a half that night. I woke up when I went to roll over and felt it between my legs. o.O

I was very confused by the fact that I couldn’t feel it inside of me, so I put my finger in next to the Intensity, and I did feel contractions, so it WAS doing what it should have, I just got no sensation out of it.

So, I continued using the Jopen Intensity each day and night for at least 30 minutes (and yes, I fell asleep a few more times) for 2 weeks. Master is completely honest with me, so I knew he wouldn’t lie if I asked him if I felt tighter to him or not. The answer? No. He didn’t notice any difference, and neither did I.

Day and night for a full month, and STILL no change in tightness, no orgasms, nothing! I don’t know….I was so hyped by this toy, that I was crushed when all this time had gone by, with no results.

I decided that I wasn’t going to waste any more of my time on this toy, so a month was all I gave it. Other women reported results in 2 weeks, so I gave it enough of my time, and it let me down.

The outer layer of this toy is a soft silicone, which is body safe. There is no texture to the material. The shaft and rabbit are made of silicone, the handle is made with ABS plastic with a silicone coating, the electro-ads are made of stainless steel, and the inflation release button and battery cap are made of ABS plastic. There is no odor to any part of this toy.

The Jopen Intensity is about 12″ long with 5″ of that insertable. It is a “rabbit” style, so it has a vibrating “finger” on it that is about 2.5″ long and overlaps the shaft by about 2″. In this same are on the shaft, you will find a second vibrator for internal stimulation, should you wish to turn the vibrations on. At about 2.5″ from the base of the shaft, you will find a 1.75″ electro-plate on each side. Deflated, the shaft is 4.5″ around, but it inflates to about 6″.

The handle of the toy has 5 buttons on it, the top one, in the center, is the power button. Once that is on, the others will work properly. Looking at the picture above, the top button on the left, is the electro-shock “Down” and “Off” button when you are scrolling through intensity levels. The one right below it is the “Up” button, for higher intensities. It also functions as the “On” button for the electricity. The first time you push it, it glows red, the second time, it pulses red. Odd numbered levels are a red light, Even numbered levels pulse a red light. The same goes for the right side of the toy; the top button is the “Down” and “Off” button, and the bottom button is the “On” and “Up” button, remember that these controls are going to be facing the other direction while you are using it, so they make more sense when you look at it that way. There are 5 different vibration intensities, with the strongest one being ALMOST as strong as a Pocket Rocket….yea, they are not very strong. On top of that…it was pretty loud.

When this toy is on it’s side, all I can think about is the fact that it looks like a man, about to take a bite of his sandwich….maybe I’m twisted?

The “butt” of this “man” is where you squeeze to inflate the shaft. To deflate it, you push the black button on “his” back.

On the bottom (in the “man’s crotch, if you will) there is a screw cap to hold the batteries in. And right above that is a little hole, where the air is let in and out of the shaft.

The Jopen Intensity takes 3 AAA batteries, and is NOT waterproof. The “Rabbit” on this toy has 2 “fingers” and a “thumb”, with two of them on the topside and the thumb on the bottom.

The section where the handle connects to the shaft is not seamless, which honestly worries me that liquids can get trapped in there, since you can’t really clean inside the groove. Which brings me to cleaning this toy. It is NOT easy to clean. This is because of the ridges in the shaft. You need to inflate it to make cleaning easier, and you have to pay close attention to all the little nooks and crannys. I used toy wipes, and had to wrap them around my nail to get into the smaller spots on this toy. You could also use your favorite toy cleaner or a 10% Bleach Solution, since it is silicone. However, you do not want to boil this or put it in your dishwasher, or submerge it in any sort of liquid, or your $250 toy will be dead…remember, it is NOT waterproof.

Before I start, I want to mention the fact that I got my Intensity directly from Jopen.

Honestly, I don’t care about packages being discreet, but I know MANY people do, so I need to point out that the box this arrived in, VERY CLEARLY stated “Jopen Intensity” on 3 sides of the box! So, I don’t recommend ordering directly from Jopen if this is an issue for you. Grab it from a retail store for a more discreet option.

Want to know the kicker? The 2oz tube of electrogel that comes with it, can not be bought separately! They don’t sell refills! You can, however, get a 4oz tube from Fetish Fantasies for about $9.99.

After a while, I noticed the silicone start to bubble up. It was really hard to get a good picture of it, but I think you can see it in the picture below.

Insignia Oden with SenseMotion by LELO

I was able to request the Insignia Oden with SenseMotion technology from Babeland and I waited patiently ( or I attempted to wait patiently) for it to arrive. Getting the Oden in the mail was very exciting for me, I have never owned a luxury toy before and I was very keen to try it out as soon as I could pry it out of the box. The Isignia Oden by LELO is in a word, beautiful. It comes beautifully packaged in a glossy black cardboard box with pictures of the Oden on it. It also wording on 2 sides with wording that I am assuming tell the contents of the package. I say assuming because none of the wording is in English on those two sides . Inside of the cardboard box was another sturdier box that was completely black with only the word LELO printed on the top in the very middle of the lid. Inside it appeared to be lovingly placed in a black box that will work well for future storage. The box contained on the top layer, the Oden, the remote, and a small pin in the signature LELO design. Beside where the Oden rested is a cardboard piece in black that you could lift where you found that there was a second layer to the inside of this package. In this layer I found the plug for charging the Oden, a plastic key for unlocking the remote, a small silky LELO bag to hold my new toy, a package of LELO personal moisturizer and several small booklets. There was a small do & do not list that made such suggestions as-


  • Apply cleaning solution directly to the silicone
  • Charge unit monthly
  • Ensure that interface is locked between uses

Do Not

  • Do not clean with scouring materials or silicone or alcohol based solutions
  • Do not store in direct sunlight
  • Do not use when plugged in or charging
  • Do not boil any component
  • Do not overextend flexible portions of Tiani and Oden
  • Do not use items such as coins or screwdrivers to open controller

The second instructional item in the box is your warranty paperwork, that comes in English, Dutch, French, Spanish and Italian. LELO products come with a 1-year warranty and a 10-year quality guarantee. The 1-year warranty covers working parts that affect the function of the pleasure object. Keep in mind that to use this warranty, you must have your receipt and prove that the defect happened within the warranty period. The 10-year guarantee is a continuation if the 1-year warranty that allows owners of a LELO product  that fails after the warranty is expired, to purchase a replacement at 50% off the listed price. Both of these can be taken care of  through

The 3rd instructional manual is an Isignia manual from LELO for their SenseMotion products. This manual is also in several languages. It instructs the user on how to put the batteries into the remote, how to use the remote, how to use each toy and how to charge your toy. Each SenseMotion toy may require charging before it can be used.

The first thing that you should do is to charge your Oden. The bottom half of the Oden can be unscrewed by turning placing your fingers on the shiny gold part of the toy and twisting counterclockwise until it releases. Then you will see the spot to insert your cord to charge the toy. When it is plugged into the toy and the wall a light comes on that flashes until the toy is charged. After charging your toy unplug the cord and reconnect your toy by screwing the endpiece clockwise until it is completely screwed in.

The Oden has four parts that you need to be aware of. The pleasure point is located at the tip of the Oden.  The turn on/seek button is located in the middle of the toy on the top side. There is the base attachment that you unscrew to reveal the DC port. The last part is the flexible wearable portion of the Oden.

To use the Oden with the remote, you must first establish a wireless connection from the Oden to the remote. You press the plus (+) sign located on the remote to turn it on. You would then press the turn on/seek button for 1 second to activate your toy and initiate its seek mode. It could take up to 10 seconds for the Oden to locate the remote. When it locates the remote it will flash continually every 2 seconds to indicate that it is functioning and receiving a signal from the wireless controller. The remote has two modes. Mode 1 is active when you hold the remote flat in the palm of your hand. This cause a low vibration that can be felt on the remote as well as the Oden. Tilting causes the vibration intensity to change. Holding it flat puts the vibration at 10% intensity and tilting the remote at about a 45- 90 degree angle changes the intensity to 100%. The second mode is accesible by pressing the middle button that looks a little like an eye. To turn the Oden off press the same button that you use to turn it on and holding it for 2-4 seconds. LELO recommends locking the remote when not in use. To turn the remote off, press the minus (-) sign until all vibrations are stopped. To lock it hold both the plus and minus sign for about 4 seconds. This ensures that the remote doesn’t turn on when you aren’t ready to use it.

Whew, after going through the manual I need a small nap. I really wasn’t in the mood to use it after going through its proper usage, but I was eager to use it at a later date. A few days later I took the Oden out of its box and prepared to have some fun with the husband. I had only used a toy of this type 1 other time when I used the Koa by PicoBong. Which as it so happens is actually a LELO company. One of my complaints with the Koa was the inability to use it for its intended purpose as a cock ring. I didn’t have this problem with the Oden. It fit very comfortably around my husband and we had several enjoyable encounters while using the Oden.

I confess that after trying the Oden I much prefer the second  mode on the Oden. It was very enjoyable to use and although it did not have the power that I prefer but since we used it as a cock ring it was a great addition to our pleasure time.  If one wanted to use this toy solo I would recommend adding a vibrator or dildo because it wasn’t as enjoyable when using the Oden alone. On a scale 1-5 I would use several points to get my overall satisfaction rating.

5 of 5 stars for the design and texture

3 of 5 stars for the power ( mainly the second mode)

5 of 5 stars because of the warranty/guarantee

5 of 5 stars for compatibility

Overall, I was very happy with the product as well as how secure I feel in purchasing future LELO products. I give the LELO Insignia Oden 4 out of 5 stars and that lost star is mainly due to the fact that I prefer more power in my toys. I would gladly shell out the money for a toy of this caliber even with the lower power simply because of the other features. LELO is a company that I will continue to look at for innovative products. I am extremely happy with my Oden. It was very easily cleaned. The Oden is made of silicone and plastic which makes it very easy to clean. I used warm water and soap to clean the Oden. I didn’t use a lube but if you’d like to use one make sure that it is a water-based lubricant.

Indian Spice Love Oil by Good Clean Love

My Indian Spice Love Oil came in a  cute little 2.7 ounce aluminum bottle.

Pungent and Spicy – A sweet balanced heat. A warm desert night, in a far off land, where spoken language is foreign, but the scents around you are reassuringly familiar… These oils were once more precious than gold, so powerful were their aphrodisiac qualities. Indian Spice combines oils which are known for their ability to create a euphoric release of stress and anxiety, as well as providing a new appetite for love and life.

We are very excited about our new Love Oil packaging! In response to the customer feedback, we have moved into a sleek, modern aluminum bottle with a pump top. Equally eco-conscious as glass, these bottles offer a safer container for our precious therapeutic essential oil formulas. They even have a smoother more erotic feel when you hold them and we are confident that they will inspire you to go to a whole new level of intimacy.

Good Clean Love Oils make touching, kissing and smelling each other better. Our oil formulas leave your skin feeling as good as it smells. They are extremely nourishing to the skin, with the ability to soften, smooth and heal the skin. Our essential oil formulas are made with pure essential oils from all over the world. We use organic and wild crafted oils whenever possible.

All Good Clean Love oils are safe to use anywhere on the body. 100% vegan, edible.


The above is the product description from the Good Clean Love website. I admit if I were just browsing the site, this description would probably be enough to get me to try the product. While sitting here deciding what I wanted to add to the review, I used some of the oil on my hands.

I can’t stop sniffing my hands, this smells wonderful! 

It isn’t a really strong oil. What I mean by this is that once it starts to absorb into the skin, the smell loses most of its strong odor. I can smell it if I put my hand up to my nose and smell it, but I couldn’t smell it across the room. My skin feels really soft after using the love oil and it is definitely something that I would recommend to others.

  • Natural aphrodisiac aromatherapy
  • Awakens arousal mechanism through scent/touch
  • Creates a sensuous bridge to your partner
  • 100% Natural, vegan and cruelty-free
  • No Petrochemicals and no parabens

Ingredients– Apricot Kernel Oil, Tocopherol, Exotic Blend of Essential Oils, Organic Jojoba Oil


I don’t know about the aphrodisiac part of  this equation. Most things that say they have aphrodisiac qualities never seem to affect my spouse or I in a sexual manner. Now that being said, we both enjoyed the smell a lot.

I have to give the Indian Spice Love Oil 5 of 5 stars.

  • it smells wonderful
  • softens skin
  • no parabens or petrochemicals
  • nice packaging

Honi Vibe by PicoBong

I received the Honi Vibe from our partners at Babeland for a review. I was kind of worried at first as this is just a small bullet. I honestly have not had very good luck with bullets. I have the iron clit ‘o steel and not found many bullets that have enough power for me. Sadly, needing such high intensity, this vibe falls short for me. This has some great patterns and is pretty high intensity for new users, but for us who need more this lacks for me.
This toy is teal and color and I wouldn’t say this is waterproof. I did a test to find out if things were able to get into the groove of the lid and the body and found that it does happen. When the lid was removed, the Honi Vibe had a film that had gathered in this ridge. So, unless properly cleaned this space can cause lots of problems with bacteria growing. The other problem lies in the wording on this toy. The little grooves didn’t get cleaned very well with a simple cleaning. I used a q-tip dipped in toy cleaner to make sure these grooves were fully cleaned out.
The Honi Vibe is 6 inches long including the string. The string itself is 2 13/16 inches long. The body of the toy is 3 1/16 inches long. The diameter of this toy at it’s skinniest point is 1/4 inch and 1 1/16 at it’s thickest point. This is made of silicone and abs plastic. Which being silicone means don’t use with silicone lubes.
This isn’t recommended for anal use, so water lube is great for vaginal penetration. This toy does use one AAA battery. The battery compartment is under the screw off cap, and is very slim, just enough room for the battery. When you have the battery inserted correctly, you will be a slight buzz when you put the top back on.
Not being one to read directions before I try out a vibe, I did realize that I couldn’t figure out how to turn the toy on. The Honi Vibe does come with very detailed directions, but I was too excited to read them. After reading them, I did realize that you will find a plus
sign and a minus sign integrated into the words PicoBong on the toy. Holding the plus sign down will allow you to turn on the toy and increase the intensity. After the intensity is on high, holding down the plus sign again for 2 seconds according to the instructions (which I found to be more like 5 seconds) will change the pattern of the buzzing. There are 12 different patterns this toy includes. I get bored after about 5 and just start using it with the pattern I have found. One day I’ll get through all the patterns.
I have tried this toy both externally on the clit and internally vaginally. The string does allow it to be placed internally, but I wouldn’t push it too far into the body. The string isn’t long enough to insert this anally though. There is no flared base and this could get lost within the rectum. I did insert this vaginally with one of the patterns turned on. The pattern can be felt, but not very strong. The vibrations on high are very weak for me. For someone who is very sensitive or a beginner this would be a great toy!
Overall, this toy for a beginner is a 4/5. This is losing stars for the fact that bacteria can get stuck in places if not cleaned properly. For an experienced user, or someone like me who needs powerful vibrations, I would give this a 3/5.
This is losing the second star for the weaker vibration intensity. I would definitely give this as a gift to someone whom is just starting out with toys or is sensitive to vibration intensity.
Babeland is selling this great toy for beginners and sensitive users! Go get yours now!

10 Function Tantric Chakra Massager

Here we are again, in my seemingly unending quest for the perfect sex toy. We turn our minds and bodies to the bullet vibrator. A bullet vibrator can be used on your clit or inserted vaginally. I prefer to use my bullets on my clit. Sometimes I use it during sex with my husband for the added enjoyment of both of us. A bullet is a great start to your collection or even a great addition to your already burgeoning collection.

A bullet was the very first toy that I ever tried and it reeled me in before I ever realized what was happening. I love being married and I love having a toy collection. Although it is a very small collection- it’s mine and I love it dearly. It really shocked me how much more enjoyable toys can make your sexual life.

It wasn’t specifically the bullet above, although it looks very similar, minus the “jewels”. It was a great little bullet, but I HATED that it used watch batteries. I didn’t actually hate it enough to stop using it. It was a kinda grudging love/hate relationship that we had going on. Picture me a few, okay more than a few, years later. I was frustrated about my lack of sex toys, due in part to bad customer service from an as yet unnamed source. I began to look around for places to purchase toys again and I landed on a wonderful little site, that shall not be named. One thing I did notice was that I was drawn to Cal Exotics. Their toys seemed to call to me and wonder of wonders, I realized that the beloved bullet that I was so hung up on was a Cal Exotics toy. I began to research more of their toys and I found that most of the toys that I find so enjoyable are also Cal Exotics toys.

Sorry, that I have let this story drone on, but what I wanted to say before I got into the actual review part of this story, is that Cal Exotics is a wonderful company filled with so many wonderful toys. Every toy that I have isn’t Cal Exotics but without the wonderful little bullet that started my magical journey into the sex toy world, I might not be here today writing these reviews.

The 10 Function Tantric Chakra Massager from Cal Exotics has a cute little design, that catches my eye. The one that I received for review from the wonderful Nichole at Cal Exotics, is a lovely shade of purple. It is available from CalEx in red, pink and purple. The bullet part is 2 inches long and all of that 2 inches can be inserted. It uses 2 AAA batteries for its vibrating, escalating and pulsating patterns. The bullet is made of PU coated plastic. PU coated plastic can be cleaned using warm soap and water or a toy cleaner. You can use water-based or silicone-based lubes with this toy. It is very easy to operate, since it only has one button that scrolls through the different levels and turns it off if you hold it down for 3 seconds. The bullet plugs into the remote on the end opposite where you insert the batteries. The remote has a beautiful heart based design over purple plastic. The handle itself is about the length of a typical cell phone and fits comfortably in my hand.

I would say, for inexperienced users, the Tantric Chakra Massager is a good bullet to start with. It’s vibrations aren’t too strong and the patterns can help you to decide what your body enjoys. For advanced users I feel that there is simply not enough power backing up this cute little toy.

Level 1- high

Level 2- medium

Level 3- low

Level 4- steady pulsating that reminds one of a revving engine, although not as loud- medium power

Level 5- low continuous buzzbuzzbuzzbuzz

Level 6- high continuous buzzbuzzbuzzbuzz

Level 7- medium continuous vibration

Level 8- medium continuous buzzbuzzbuzzbuzz

Level 9- buzz buzz buzz buzz

Level 10- low continuous vibration

This doesn’t have enough power to keep me very interested for long. I also noticed a rather annoying high pitched whine that comes from the bullet on the lower levels. When I say high pitched, I don’t mean really high pitched. I guess what I mean is that it is a little intense. Intense enough that I don’t think I could stand to use this during sex, it would completely kill the mood for me.

If you want a great bullet with a lot of power, my favorite right now is the Bound By Diamonds- Diamond Teaser. It is very powerful, runs on 3 AAA batteries and has 5 speeds of intense vibration.

On a scale of 1 – 5 stars, I rate the 10 Function Tantric Chakra Massager a 3.5. I like the way it looks and how easy it is to use. It doesn’t use too many batteries and it is just the right size for the bullets that I like. It just doesn’t have enough power for me and there wasn’t enough variation in the different levels.  Oh well, I guess it is back to my Bound by Diamonds- Diamond Teaser for now.

Gothic Black Silk And Satin Peep Toe Stiletto High Heel Shoes

Of course, their stock photo looks 100% better than I could ever do, so this just gives you a point of reference and you can see the details on the shoe.

I recently joined a Fashion Blogger program for Milanoo. I ordered the Gothic Black Silk And Satin Peep Toe Stiletto High Heel Shoes. I was unsure if what I would receive would be good quality. I didn’t need to have worried about it. The shoes that I received were beautiful and although the fit is probably at the end of what I am able to wear, I am very happy with them. I was a little afraid to go up a size since I don’t know a lot about how they size shoes overseas. I now know that when I order some shoes, I can go up to the next size, if the next size available is European size 40 ( US size 9.5) and they will fit just fine. Now, all I need to do is get used to walking in heels this high. These shoes went just fine with my jeans and I am sure they would look great with dresses/skirts as well.

I would say on a scale from 1-5, I am definitely a 5. I am very happy with what I received. Milanoo has a wide variety of clothing, shoes, costumes, wigs, home fashions and bags. Just know that Milanoo is overseas, so know that the shipping times to the US may be longer than you are accustomed to. Until August 15, they are having a Goodbye Summer Sale, where you can purchase items for up to 50 percent off.

Good Clean Love Vanilla Chai body candy

Vanilla Chai body candy smells AH-MAZING! A very spicy vanilla that I just adore. It really bothers me that this was as far as my like went for this. The nice smell was the only thing that really stood out for me with this product.

Written on the back of the container:

Experience a whole new kind of candy with the one you love. Enjoy an entirely new flavor of kiss or as a topping for all your lover’s most kissable spots. Apply generously before kissing.

*Not for use internally. If irritation should occur discontinue use immediately.*


Avocado Butter, Shea Butter, Organic Jojoba Oil, Coconut Oil, Candelila Wax, Essential Oil Blend,Lecithin, Tocopherol, Stevia Extract

The website also lists Isopropyl Myristate as one of the ingredients, but it isn’t listed on the container itself.

There were a few things that stood out to me as rather odd. First, I will ask a question. When you kiss your spouse/lover, is it just a peck or are there tongues involved? I know when I kiss my husband, tongues are definitely involved. Next question is, would you say that having the body candy in your mouth is using it internally? I would ( some may consider me a little weird, I consider myself A LOT WEIRD). So how can it be edible when it’s not supposed to be used internally? I know some of you are saying to yourselves that I am over-thinking this and internally means inside your privates ( my husband said this to me as well). Honestly for me, if it says to put on kissable spots and also says not to be used internally, I would not use this at all.

Let me be clear, I AM QUIRKY!

For something that calls itself body candy that is supposed to be put on kissable spots before you “kiss” it from your partner’s body I expect it to taste great as well as being very safe for your body. I wouldn’t consider using this because I would be very nervous about getting any kind of residue from this on my or my spouse’s naughty bits. I would question the safeness of using such a product. The second thing that I was questioning is, if this is edible- why doesn’t it have a taste? I tried it several times; I put it on my lips several times with nothing resembling a taste. Heck, I just stuck my tongue in the tin to see if I could get a taste from that, NOTHING! I may be the one person that this product simply doesn’t work for.

Reasons to love products from Good Clean Love-

♥ No petrochemicals or parabens which irritate sensitive tissue

♥ Organic solutions to common sexual dysfunction issues

♥ Natural Ingredients

♥ 100% Vegan

♥ Cruelty Free

♥ Edible

I absolutely adore the lube that I received with this package, but I simply couldn’t find much of anything that I liked about the body candy other than its smell. As a consumer, I would not buy this product. It simply isn’t for me. I would have to give this product 2 of 5 stars. 1 star for the reasons I listed above about loving products from this company and 1 star because I liked the smell. While the idea of this product may have been a winner, for me the execution fell short.

Good Clean Love Cinnamon Vanilla personal lubricant

When I smell Good Clean Love Cinnamon Vanilla personal lubricant, I think of cookies. That’s right, I said COOKIES! That makes me happy. I love associating lube with a happy feeling ( and cookies definitely make me very happy!). It makes me more likely to use it when it doesn’t make me smell like a medicine cabinet or something else equally distasteful.

I was supposed to review the, My Spicy Valentine kit for, you guessed it, Valentine’s Day. Due to some crossed wires I wasn’t able to receive it in enough time to do this and it has taken me this long to get to this review because I wanted to do it justice. In order to do that and to apologize for not getting the review up sooner, I have decided to split each item up and do individual reviews. Yes, it comes as a kit, but you can buy all of the items separately.

Good Clean Love’s Product Philosophy

We believe in providing nothing but the healthiest and cleanest consumer products. At Good Clean Love, we strive to bring you a health alternative to the petro-chemical and paraben-laden products that dominate the personal care and intimacy markets. We take the utmost care in selecting our organic ingredients and creating product formulations that work with the body, not against it.

  • As a member of the Campaign for Safe Cosmetics – a branch of the Breast Cancer Fund, all of our love products are petrochemical and parabens free – which have been identified as potentially carcinogenic and identified in breast cancer tissues.
  • Good Clean Love is an approved Coop America Green Company and strives to reduce its impact while providing the highest quality ingredients and recyclable packaging materials available.
  • We are continuously working to educate women, physicians and retail stores about the importance of clean and healthy ingredients in love products.
  • We believe that it is vital to replace the use of petrochemicals and parabens in all intimacy products. We provide samples to health care professionals across the country.


Good Clean Love’s Environment Policy

At Good Clean Love we believe in creating a more sustainable world by not only increasing the awareness of love in the world but by promoting and implementing practices to sustain our environment. We do our best to promote sustainability in everything we do, from our products to our practices.


  • to use certified organic and clean ingredients in all of our Good Clean Love products
  • as an approved Coop America Green company we strive to reduce our daily impact
  • to use recycled and recyclable materials in our packaging whenever possible
  • implement earth friendly practices in our office and company
  • products that are safe and healthy for humans and cruelty free with no animal testing
  • As a signer of the Campaign for Safe Cosmetics, we are continuously working to educate the public about the importance of clean and healthy ingredients in love products.
  • Absolutely no petro-chemicals or parabens in any of our products.

Make your world more sustainable with loving thoughts and healthy actions!


Properties of Good Clean Love– Cinnamon Vanilla Personal Lubricant

♥ No petrochemicals
♥ No parabens which irritate sensitive tissue
♥ Natural and Organic Ingredients
♥ 100% Vegan
♥ Cruelty Free
♥ Edible
♥ Safe for latex, toys, and use throughout pregnancy
♥ Long lasting guide with no sticky cleanup

Ingredients:  organic aloe barbadensis leaf juice, xanthan gum, agar, potassium sorbate, sodium benzoate, citric acid, natural flavor

To use this lube simply apply it to you and/or your partner/toy. Reapply as necessary and enjoy.

The lube that I received to review came in a 4 ounce green and white bottle, the tip of which, was sealed under the cap. I have used this on my toys as well as when I was with my husband. He even enjoyed the smell of it. I put about the same amount on my toys as I would toothpaste across my toothbrush.  While it would be wonderful if I had something to heat my lube with, it heated up fast enough after I got started. After using this many times, I find that I haven’t wanted to use anything else. It smells great, it’s natural and I only had to reapply it 1 or 2 times ( and that was after an hour or so of play). I have noticed that I sometimes have a white residue on my skin after playtime and I honestly can’t say whether that is from the lube or my own natural juices. It is not enough of an issue for me to stop using this product. Most people clean up after sex and if I don’t feel up to doing it, I am probably not going anywhere anyway, so who cares.

A 4 oz. bottle of Cinnamon Vanilla normally runs you about $14.oo but as of the writing of this review it happens to be on sale for half that. Disclaimer: I don’t know when the sale started but it ends on April 25, so stock up now! It’s great on sale, but honestly for a good quality lube, I kind of expect to pay a higher price.

Good Clean Love Cinnamon Vanilla Personal Lubricant-

Why I am giving it 5 of 5 stars-

  • Smells good
  • I don’t have to use a lot
  • It lasts a long time
  • it’s made of 95% Organic Ingredients
  • Safe with my toys


I honestly have none…

Up next in my Good Clean Love series-Vanilla Chai Body Candy

Glass Sex Toys – Not like walking on broken shards with your vagina

It is a goal of mine to collect the entire Icicles line, kinda like Pokemon. When I came across this site (no pun intended), I knew I had to share their Glass sex toys page with you all. It’s a full page of Icicles! I was in heaven!

And this is the cool thing about this site. You will find scratch off tickets, and when you drag the dime over the scratch off are, you will reveal a special code off your order. I got 10% off $25 or more, which makes this dildo $41.40. That is almost $10 off other sites I have seen this on!

Most glass dildos are made from borosilicate glass, which is inorganic and non metallic. This is great in my opinion, because they are SO EASY to clean! They are generally smooth and nonporous, so you can use soap and water or toy cleaner on them and not have to worry about them getting ruined. You can also use any type of lube that you want. My favorite kinds of lube are silicone based, but that can’t be used with silicone toys, due to possible destruction of them.

Now, I had one person who cringed at the thought of glass toys when I talked about them. To quote her, “You know that scene in Die Hard when Bruce Willis is walking across the broken glass in his bare feet? My vagina is thinking about that scene.” I laughed so hard when she told me that.

The thing about glass sex toys is that they are very hard, and have a high chemical resistance and mechanical strength. It works well with temperature changes and can handle a fall or two. If it were to break, it would break into chunks instead of shatter or splinter, so there is no worries of your vagina having to walk across broken glass. Also, your body is much softer than the glass, so there is little to no change of you breaking it while masturbating. I know, when I first heard of glass toys, I thought these same things, so it isn’t uncommon, but it is just a fear that holds no weight. Glass is now my favorite sex toy material!

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